"I've done it to a toy. And I've had them done to me, so I don't think I'll be too terrible," Noah says, because he doesn't want Freddie to think he's totally incompetent. He's had sex, a lot of it, in a lot of different ways. Just not with an actual cock. It's not something he missed, but he also doesn't want to pass up the opportunity to see what it's like.

"I want to, really," he says, as solemn as he can get his weed-foggy mind to go, and reaches between them to unbutton Freddie's pants to prove it.